I
WAS JUST A YOUNG MAN
AND
I PLAYED A GIG OR TWO
WE
WERE SUCH A HOT BAND
AND
OUR FAN CLUB REALLY GREW
JAMMING
AT THE SOUTHSIDE
SCREAMING
CHICKS AND DUDES
ROLLING
UP MY EZ-WIDES
ALCOHOL
AND LUDES
STICKIN'
WITH THE BAND
STICKIN'
WITH THE BAND
COCAINE
ACID PUPPY
HE
WAS BANGING ON THE CONGAS
DRUG
DEALING YUPPIES
AND
THEM CHICKS WITH BIG GOZONGAS
MONSTER
GUITAR LICKS
AND
A FUNKY RHYTHM SECTION
BROKEN
STRINGS AND PICS
DRUMMER
GIVING US DIRECTION
STICKIN'
WITH THE BAND
STICKIN'
WITH THE BAND
SHINY
SMITH AND WESSON
UNDER
DENNY'S KEYS
TEARING
DOWN BALLOON SALOON
BROUGHT
'EM TO THEIR KNEES
I
SAW A SWEET CHIQUITA
IN
HER SKIN TIGHT LEOPARD PANTS
SHE
SAID, "YOU CAN STAY AT MY PLACE"
I
SAID, "BABY NOT A CHANCE!"
STICKIN'
WITH THE BAND
STICKIN'
WITH THE BAND
THAT
WAS THEN BUT THIS IS NOW
AND
TIME KEEPS MARCHING ON
PARTY
DAYS ARE OVER
BUT
THE MUSIC TURNS US ON
ROCKIN'
AT THE TIGER
HAWKING
OUR CDs
THE
JOINT IS ALWAYS JUMPING
CAUSE
THIS BAND KNOWS HOW TO PLEASE
STICKIN'
WITH THE BAND
STICKIN'
WITH THE BAND
...
<<
HEY - WHO WANTS TO GIVE ME A HAND CARRYING MY ORGAN? >>
<<
FOUR GROWN MEN COULDN'T CARRY YOUR ORGAN >>
<<
HEY WERE'S THAT HUM COMING FROM? >>
<<
I DON'T HEAR IT - HEY WHAT HUM? >>
<<
I THINK I FOUND THE SOURCE - HEY DENNY SHUT OF YOUR CELL PHONE WILL
YA? >>
<<
HEY DOES ANYONE KNOW WHAT KEY THIS SONG IS IN? >>
<<
KEY? WE DON'T NEED NO STICKIN' KEYS >>
<<
JON NOT THE MARSHALL - YOU'RE KILLING ME WITH THAT THING>>
<<
YEAH WELL ... >>
<<
HEY GUYS, DENNY CALLED - HE'S RUNNING LATE BUT HE'S ON HIS WAY SO HE
WILL BE HERE >>
<<
HEY YO RYAN - WE GOT TO PUT SOME LIPSTICK ON THIS PIG AND WRAP IT UP
>>
<<
PHIL - PUT THE GUITAR DOWN !! >>
...
STICKIN'
WITH THE BAND
STICKIN'
WITH THE BAND