WELL
I'M SITTIN' IN MY CHAIR
DRINKING
UP MY BEER
WELL
MY BELLIES GETTING TIGHT
THE
TIME IS NEAR
MY
BABY'S IN THE BATHROOM
SHE'S
BEEN THERE ALL NIGHT
YEAH,
SHE'S STILL PISSED OFF
FROM
OUR LAST BIG FIGHT
GOOD
GOD I'M DESPERATE
AND
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO TONIGHT
I'M
LOOKING ALL AROUND
FOR
A PLACE TO GO
THOUGHT
I'D GO OUTDOORS
AND
MAKE A LITTLE YELLOW SNOW
OPENED
THE DOOR
THE
WIND BLEW ME BACK
NO
THERE AIN'T NO WAY
I'M
EXPOSING MY JACK
WISH
I'D NEVER DRUNK THAT SECOND BUD SIX PACK
I'M
JUMPING UP AND DOWN
CROSSING
MY KNEES
I'M
BEGGING FOR A PLACE
JUST
TO TAKE A PEE
IT'S
TEN BELOW
THERE'S
SIX FEET OF SNOW
AND
IT'S THE LAST THING YOU WANT TO HAVE FREEZE
IT'S
JUST TOO
COLD
<<JUST TOO COLD>>
YEAH
IT'S JUST TOO COLD
<<TOO DAMN COLD>>
AH,
IT'S JUST TOO
COLD
<<JUST TOO COLD>>
LORD
IT'S JUST TOO COLD
<<TOO DAMN COLD>>
IT'S
JUST TOO COLD
TO
PISS OUTSIDE
YOU
GOT YOUR ELJER AND YOUR TOTO
THEY
MAKE 'EM FOR YOU
AMERICAN
STANDARD AND KOHLER TOO
THE
WAY I'M FEELING
LORD
I'M TURNING BLUE
EVEN
OL' GROUNDPA'S OL' OUTHOUSE WILL DO
I'M
BANGIN' ON THE DOOR
THE
TIME HAS COME
MY
BABY CALLS OUT,
"I'M
ALMOST DONE!"
SWEAT
POORS DOWN MY FACE
I
FALL ON ONE KNEE
MY
EYES ABOUT THE COLOR
OF
THE YELLOW SEA
OH
MY GOD, LORD HAVE MERCY ON ME
(OH
THAT'S WHAT I'M TELLING YOU BABY)
IT'S
JUST TOO
COLD
<<JUST TOO COLD>>
YEAH
IT'S JUST TOO COLD
<<TOO DAMN COLD>>
AH,
IT'S JUST TOO
COLD
<<JUST TOO COLD>>
LORD
IT'S JUST TOO COLD
<<TOO DAMN COLD>>
IT'S
JUST TOO COLD
TO
PISS OUTSIDE
OH
MY LORD - WHAT AM I GONNA DO NOW BABY
IT'S
JUST TOO
COLD
<<JUST TOO COLD>>
NO
IT'S JUST TOO
COLD
<<TOO DAMN COLD>>
LORD
IT'S JUST TOO
COLD
<<JUST TOO COLD>>
DON'T
YOU KNOW IT'S JUST TOO COLD BABY <<TOO DAMN COLD>>
IT'S
JUST TOO COLD
TO
PISS OUTSIDE